Monthly Archives: February 2009

SMILE OF THE DAY

When extremely important news breaks at any hour of the day or night, we here at Kiran and Shaan’s World receive a BREAKING NEWS ALERT from our affiliate news blogs. So we have to apologize for any loss in civic … Continue reading →

Yesterday afternoon I dreamt I went outside and saw a cloud that looked like my old hamster, Tim Daniels. He was named after one of Dad’s friends who sometimes took me and Apu to get ice cream cones. In the … Continue reading →

SHAAN AND THE TRAVELING HAMBURGER BUN

                                                          HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE!

CONVERSATIONS WITH SHAAN  …I sacrificed 3 hours of precious family time, “me” time, and botox time yesterday waiting in line, but I did manage to get a Captain’s Platter with Extra Cheese.     …Well, that’s no surprise. Everyone knows Meryl … Continue reading →

Okay, Mom can be totally wrong about a lot of things, like when she tells me to fold my socks neatly, I don’t listen to that. But when Mom says she’s going to make oatmeal cookies, you should listen up … Continue reading →

Yesterday evening I had the opportunity to ask prominent astrologer Hiroko Yoda what’s in my horoscope for the coming weeks. Apparently, I’m going through a Saturn/Pluto double whammy. Transiting Saturn is aspecting Pluto and transiting Pluto is aspecting Saturn. So, … Continue reading →

The stock market is down another 300 points today?! How am I ever going to be able to afford that sweet loft with the trampoline and the Coke machines and the older girlfriend and the magic fortune telling machine? – … Continue reading →

HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN CELEBRITY RUMOR by Shaan Thakur celeb + non-sequitur = “Celebrity Rumor” A few sample rumors: Megatron sells quilted sunglasses on eBay. Malibu Stacy uses hair extensions*. Teddy Ruxpin capitalizes all his verbs. (“Because when I Do something, … Continue reading →