Kiran and Shaan's World

HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN CELEBRITY RUMOR by Shaan Thakur

celeb + non-sequitur = “Celebrity Rumor”

A few sample rumors: Megatron sells quilted sunglasses on eBay. Malibu Stacy uses hair extensions*. Teddy Ruxpin capitalizes all his verbs. (“Because when I Do something, like Clean out the hair in the shower drain, it Deserves a capital letter. I Am famous.”)

* Actually, that one’s true

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