HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN CELEBRITY RUMOR by Shaan Thakur

celeb + non-sequitur = “Celebrity Rumor”

A few sample rumors: Megatron sells quilted sunglasses on eBay. Malibu Stacy uses hair extensions*. Teddy Ruxpin capitalizes all his verbs. (“Because when I Do something, like Clean out the hair in the shower drain, it Deserves a capital letter. I Am famous.”)

* Actually, that one’s true