I’m not going to name names, but try to return an unworn shirt that you realized wasn’t flattering (for store credit), and it’s suddenly WWIII up in Gymboree, complete with gum-popping and eye rolls (and too-dark lipliner). – Kiran
Update: Naming names: Cashier Cheryl!
I think I’ll have some non-caffeinated herbal tea…and some breakfast. Hmm, Cheerios or Wheaties? Or maybe those rice cakes imported from Denmark on a supersonic jet. – Shaan
SMILES OF THE DAY
SHAAN AND THE HAMBURGER BUN VS. THE VIDEO CAMERA
[Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]
DR. SEUSS’S GREEN EGGS AND HAM: A RECITATION by Kiran Thakur
[Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]
MY PRE-BIRTHDAY PARTY CELEBRATION
Why am I cranky today? Well, let’s just say that the 7-Eleven down the street has closed down and now I need to drag myself eight long blocks for my daily restorative slurpee. – Shaan
CONVERSATIONS WITH KIRAN
…I KNOW! Meryl Streep losing Best Actress to Kate Winslet is like “Everything I Thought I Knew About Life” getting trounced by “Nothing Makes Sense Anymore”…
…Oh, definitely Sponge Bob Squarepants. His knee socks embrace the newest trends in…I don’t know, but two snaps for progressiveness…
Ooooo! Really?! His chest is completely shaved and adorned with a giant tattoo of Rebecca De Mornay too!
SMILE OF THE DAY
