Monthly Archives: March 2009

I’m not going to name names, but try to return an unworn shirt that you realized wasn’t flattering (for store credit), and it’s suddenly WWIII up in Gymboree, complete with gum-popping and eye rolls (and too-dark lipliner). – Kiran Update: … Continue reading →

I think I’ll have some non-caffeinated herbal tea…and some breakfast. Hmm, Cheerios or Wheaties? Or maybe those rice cakes imported from Denmark on a supersonic jet. – Shaan

SMILES OF THE DAY

SHAAN AND THE HAMBURGER BUN VS. THE VIDEO CAMERA [Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

DR. SEUSS’S GREEN EGGS AND HAM: A RECITATION by Kiran Thakur [Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

MY PRE-BIRTHDAY PARTY CELEBRATION

Why am I cranky today? Well, let’s just say that the 7-Eleven down the street has closed down and now I need to drag myself eight long blocks for my daily restorative slurpee. – Shaan

CONVERSATIONS WITH KIRAN …I KNOW! Meryl Streep losing Best Actress to Kate Winslet is like “Everything I Thought I Knew About Life” getting trounced by “Nothing Makes Sense Anymore”…                 …Oh, definitely Sponge … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY