Monthly Archives: April 2009

SMILE OF THE DAY

Did you know that I am not only psychic but can glimpse into the insanely near future? Like five minutes from now. (Ready GO!) – Shaan

I love Frankenberry cereal. It’s fortified with 8 essential vitamins and iron and comes with a variety of promotional prizes. Last month I got a so-unironic-it’s-ironic Wolverine fanny pack and an anatomically correct Dr. Manhattan suit. – Kiran

OMG! I’m in the midst of a transformation right now… so my outside matches my inside…What does this all mean? I’m not sure. Please bear with me. – Kiran

VIDEO OF THE DAY [Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

VIDEO OF THE DAY Shaan’s dance moves captured in this incredible sequence of video footage vividly displays the kinetic poetry of his Wiggle Dance in all its appropriate glory. The apparent unavailability of a sheet of cardboard prevented him from … Continue reading →

To be fair, anyone can look like Galileo while wearing a floppy hat, sunglasses and stoically pointing at an arbitrary set of coordinates in the cosmos. – Kiran

Did you hear? There was a dust-up at Home Depot involving Elmo. They should have known better then to mess with him. I mean – the fifth tattoo on Elmo’s left pec says “I wrestle submarines,” and then he’s got … Continue reading →

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAAN! 

THE GREAT EGG HUNT This advice goes for Christians and non-Christians alike: You really don’t need that 17th Cadbury egg. Just put it down and walk away. – Kiran