April 20
SMILE OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
Did you know that I am not only psychic but can glimpse into the insanely near future? Like five minutes from now. (Ready GO!) – Shaan
I love Frankenberry cereal. It’s fortified with 8 essential vitamins and iron and comes with a variety of promotional prizes. Last month I got a so-unironic-it’s-ironic Wolverine fanny pack and an anatomically correct Dr. Manhattan suit. – Kiran
OMG! I’m in the midst of a transformation right now… so my outside matches my inside…What does this all mean? I’m not sure. Please bear with me. – Kiran
VIDEO OF THE DAY
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Shaan’s dance moves captured in this incredible sequence of video footage vividly displays the kinetic poetry of his Wiggle Dance in all its appropriate glory. The apparent unavailability of a sheet of cardboard prevented him from capping his dance with his legendary headspin. – Kiran
[Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]
To be fair, anyone can look like Galileo while wearing a floppy hat, sunglasses and stoically pointing at an arbitrary set of coordinates in the cosmos. – Kiran
Did you hear? There was a dust-up at Home Depot involving Elmo. They should have known better then to mess with him. I mean – the fifth tattoo on Elmo’s left pec says “I wrestle submarines,” and then he’s got it in Chinese symbols on the right one. That kind of says it all. – Kiran
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAAN!
THE GREAT EGG HUNT
This advice goes for Christians and non-Christians alike: You really don’t need that 17th Cadbury egg. Just put it down and walk away. – Kiran