Monthly Archives: June 2009

MOVIE HAIKUS by Shaan Land of the Lost Mostly involves dinosaurs, Tar pits, And dinosaurs in tar pits.

I can’t believe someone already beat me to the pitch that was going to make my career as a screenwriter. What are the odds that two people would have the same Footloose-meets-sparkle vampires idea? Probably about 1 in 3. (Come … Continue reading →

Dear Kiran and Shaan’s World Staff: We’d like to take a moment and provide some follow-up information to the memo you received earlier this month regarding the recent budget cuts we have been forced to implement. We are very sad … Continue reading →

Little known secret: Big Bird adamantly insists that his Lilliputian pet schnauzer, Lacob Jodwick, is a purebred – but he’s really a cat in drag. – Shaan

I noticed a couple things today: The mall was completely empty, like in a Will Smith movie, but because of the recession, not because of vampire zombies. Also, in the future all movies are about robots. – Shaan

Today’s post goes out to all the dudes: What are you doing tonight? ‘Cause T-Brah just booked this totally bumping Party Bus for tonight! Seriously, this bus will pick you up and take you wherever you want. But, I swear, … Continue reading →

I can’t tell if this photo was taken with a soft focus lens, or if my sweater hat and hair are radiating fur and Aquanet, respectively. – Kiran

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): [Power animal: Toss up – Abraham Lincoln or Daniel Day Lewis] Like all Sagittarians, you pride yourself on practicality and reason, which makes your decision to key a few profanities into … Continue reading →

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE Scorpio (October 24 – November 21): [Power animal: Yo Brah] Don’t be discouraged about your weak deltoid muscles. They say that true body sculpting mastery is only achieved after 10,000 hours of practice, and though you’ve only … Continue reading →

Libra (September 23 – October 23): [Power animal: Hummer H2] You are moving forward, putting positive thoughts into the universe, and as long as you ask, believe, and receive, good things will happen. It’s too bad The Secret won’t be … Continue reading →