Kiran and Shaan's World

                                                                LUNCH AT HAUTE CAKES

SMILE OF THE DAY

Last week a group of scientists had the opportunity to finally ask the question: Is Angelina Jolie the sexiest woman on the planet? After much deliberation, the scientists concluded that she is in fact, the sexiest woman alive. Of course she is! I mean, it’s all there. The eyes, the lips, etc. All arguments and bets can be settled, science has officially declared Angelina Jolie to be the hottest woman on the planet. (Angelina: Call me. I’m available for adoption.) – Kiran

I am desperate to hear some feedback on my brand new Uggs. I picked them up after things went south with Jalisa. Again. But now, I’m not so sure if they’re right way to announce to the world that I’m back on the market. The results of my informal survey showed that a majority of those asked were not fans of the boots, but they did say they looked like they’d be really comfortable. – Shaan

I am shocked to hear that Chram is not a fan of cheese. It is one of the finest things in life. Perhaps he was given the wrong cheese and maybe I’m the person to teach him about the ways of proper cheese consumption. Personally: I LOVE CHEESE! A slice of Havarti and Bordeaux! STAT! – Shaan

This afternoon I woke up with a bonnet on my head and surrounded by hundreds of empty Peeps boxes and decapitated chocolate bunnies. That’s right: I surrendered to another Easter weekend bender. Now I’m just going to lay on the couch and enjoy the last pulses of glucose shooting through my veins. – Kiran

Kiran, Dad and I are taking time out of our schedule today to soothe the frayed nerves of everyone affected by the current state of the economy. Don’t worry about anything. We got this. We’re going to Washington right after breakfast and we’re going to solve everything. We saved the Chramster, so we can probably save Wall Street and Main Street before our first coffee break. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

It’s April Fool’s Day – the perfect day to prove to the world that I have nothing up my sleeves nor any intention of pulling a practical joke on anyone. For the past three weeks, an unknown jokester has been tormenting our sleepy gated community with a wave of ding dong ditches and late night Huffy bicycle races. However I remain steadfast in denying any involvement in any shenanigans. That wasn’t me. I’m just too busy to ding dong ditch somebody – unless it was cranky old Mr. Caruthers across the street.* – Shaan

*Retraction: Okay, I ding dong ditched his house, but that was it.