Monthly Archives: July 2010

Today I’m scheduled for my trapeze yoga with Elmo at 4pm, but in the hour before, I’ll be hanging out in my room petting my shoes and sharing tanning tips and trading ham recipes online. – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

…OMG – that’s crazy. That’s like George Lucas claiming Star Wars is real and for $1,000 he’ll teach you how to use the Force to get the ladies. – – Do you think he takes PayPal? – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

                                         KIRAN “THE INCREDIBLE HULK” THAKUR 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! Because it’s our patriotic duty, today we will be celebrating the birth of our nation the way our founding fathers did with bear claw tacos, grilled pound cake and KFC Double Downs.  – Kiran

Tomorrow night I’ve got a date with some 4th of July fireworks. Fireworks are awesome! Like seeing the Aurora Borealis – or, no, wait, that’s bush league. I got it! Like seeing a really awesome chicken wing shaped like Abe … Continue reading →

I know girls like guys with muscles. As for the facial hair, I don’t even know. Do chicks dig Civil War beards? I’ve been told I look like a young Ulysses S. Grant – or was it Abe Lincoln? Whichever … Continue reading →

In between showing off some of my hot dance moves, the DJ in my head is laying down the phattest beats. Come back in ten minutes and the dance floor will be packed. – Shaan