This is the first advanced gun constructed by Shaan and I. It was made by assembling several Kinnect blocks, a thick rubberband and has tremendous firepower. With a regular pencil as a projectile it can penetrate thick cardboard and empty soda cans. It should be noted that this gun is not practical for random targets, but more for the determined assassin. – Kiran
There’s a reason I’m wearing my sluttiest red top, with hair out-to-here, acting like I’ve had one too many lollipops. I mean, I have had one too many lollipops, but I know exactly what I’m doing. — What am I doing again? – Shaan
Sometimes, you just have to know when to say when and turn your back on the things that you love. Whether that be leaving your two-year-old son standing at a truck stop with a melting ice cream cone (read: Mom) or neatly folding up those holey 7 For All Man Kind jeans and handing them to the nearest destitute human (hint, hint Dad). Yes, it really hurts to let go and walk away, but sometimes you have to do it anyways. – Kiran
SHIRT AS PANTS
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
SMILE OF THE DAY
Leonard Nimoy should eat more salsa. Sounds ridiculous, I know, but if you consider that Spock is pretty awesome and salsa is pretty awesome, then just imagine how awesome Spock would be if he ate more salsa. See? I knew you’d agree. This line of thinking is too powerful to resist. It’s a highly logical conclusion. – Shaan
SMILE OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
I have a date with Ellie today! Preparation is very important – my hair has to be 110% so I’m going to use conditioner and wrap a towel above my belly button so that I feel both sexy and svelte. Before heading out the door I’m going to check myself out in the mirror and maybe spray a little deodorant in my diaper. – Shaan