When I solve mysteries, I always like to have a magnifying glass to find clues. Sometimes being physically strong can be helpful too. Which is why Lou Ferrigno is such a great detective. Carrying a lead pipe also helps, which is probably why he’s so good at playing Clue. No one can pull a fast one on the Hulk, because Hulk smash. – Shaan
Mom was willing to overlook the red crayon I left in my pocket that subsequently melted in the dryer. And she could ignore the tube of Chapstick I used to polish the kitchen cabinets. But after I stuck all her first class stamps on the dining room table – I thought Mom was ready to throw me out of the house. However, as you can see from the smile on Mom’s face, Xanax and white zinfandel can go a long way to making everything okay again. – Shaan
Intelligence is a nebulous and shifting concept. From my experience, if people consider you smart in a conventional fashion, you probably can’t change a tire. We all had that one person in our class who was a straight A student, involved in all the extracurriculars and accepted to a fancy private school but then wore his pants as a shirt. – Kiran
Some people like supermodels because they are freakishly tall, professionally beautiful and extremely rich. But Gary and I like supermodels for their brains and personality. (Honest!) – Kiran
In the dictionary, under the definition of the word RAWK, you will see a picture of Shaan and I rockin’ out so furiously that we tilt the Earth out of its orbit and force all mankind to enter a new Ice Age. Such is the power of our new band RAWK. These photos serve to remind everyone what RAWK is all about. – Kiran