June 10
SMILE OF THE DAY
June 9
Believe it or not, I used to have a superstition about planes. I figured if I touched the outside of a plane upon boarding, it couldn’t possibly crash. So every time I got on, I would place my hand solidly on the side of the plane outside the door before entering. One day, though, I forgot – and seriously considered fighting my way past 20 rows of angry passengers to do it. I couldn’t, and luckily, my plane didn’t crash. Now, of course, I avoid touching the outside of the plane, because that’s what’s keeping me alive. – Kiran
June 7
Today Shaan and I are collaborating on a new screenplay. So far we’ve brainstormed an Elvis-meets-girl-meets-iguana detective story turned on its head. [SPOILER ALERT] The final scene of the movie will feature our enigmatic neighbor Sanjay Goldblatt spinning two giant bagels on his knee – which is why he is a legend. – Kiran
June 6
Guess who made it into Maxim’s Sexiest 100 list? ME! Apparently biceps like rocks was part of this years criteria. And I am all rock. Like a strong rock with rock pecs, biceps and rocky good looks carved from, well, rocks. – Shaan
June 5
All those trips to the gym are paying off. Exercise is important, which is why I start every day lifting apple juice jugs to my mouth. I don’t like to brag, but it’s a pretty rigorous routine. – Kiran
What could Kiran possibly have that I don’t have in diamond spades with diamonds on the inside? With diamond sauce! – Shaan
June 4
VANESSA’S 7th BIRTHDAY PARTY
June 3
VIDEO OF THE DAY
June 2
You heard it here first: Mr Potatohead is renting the tiny country of Liechtenstein Friday night for his 28th birthday party! I imagine the residents of Lichtenstein are all vigorously packing up their stuff in covered wagons and heading over to Switzerland for a sleepover. – Kiran
June 1
SMILE OF THE DAY
