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I’m not one for macho displays asserting how strappingly virile I am – Did I mention strappingly? – but I can safely say that if someone dared me in all my masculinity to design a “couture lollipop,” you better believe it would have taffeta. I’m talking crushed. – Kiran

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With Halloween fast approaching I’ve learned from numerous sources that sugar is extra-bad for you. Like, cigarettes-level bad for you. Fruit is okay because it comes packaged with its own fiber and all that fiber limits the amount of fruit you can eat. I mean, you can only eat so many apples. But you can drink as many cans of soda as you want, amirite? – Shaan

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What does Men’s Health Magazine say you should wear when you’re on a diet? Spoiler: clothes. Yea – I thought it would be a barrel carved out of the world’s biggest zucchini, but nope. Clothes. – Shaan

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I put my sharp detective skills to work and finally solved The Mystery of the Great Pumpkin that has been plaguing the Orange County area for the last few years. The Great Pumpkin wasn’t one giant pumpkin, but multiple pumpkins standing on top of each other while wearing a large orange trench coat. As a reward, I was given my choice of any pumpkin and a heaping amount of praise and thanks. – Kiran

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