Kiran and Shaan's World

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

So many reality shows to choose from today: Do we find the head of General Custer in a Glendale storage locker on Storage Wars or follow Kate Middleton wrestle her strongest chambermaid. It’s a toss up. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILES OF THE DAY

Okay, so today’s secret message from my PSP reads: “One can of Red Bull + 20 minutes of Super Squats = U Kicking Booty of Everyone.” Mmm, so I guess this means no more Diet Mountain Dew as a pre-workout supplement. – Shaan

I don’t really keep up with politics normally but OMG has anyone been following Newt Gingrich? Anything that comes out of his mouth should be assumed to have at least 3 layers to it: the explicit, the implicit (based on info we probably don’t know yet), and the underlying (based on info that we’ll never know). And there’s probably a subliminal linguistic thing going on too. – Kiran

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Yesterday I bought a dictionary and to my amazement learned that the plural of rendezvous is rendezvous, not rendezvouses. (Despite what the dictionary says that still doesn’t seem right.) – Kiran

For the love of God – I heard you the first time at Rite Aid when I was trying to buy Cheez-Its. We “need” a little Christmas. Okay – I’ll get on that. I don’t want to hear it in the grocery store, at the dry cleaners, in the spray tan place, at the Chinese takeout place, in commercials and as my trainer’s ringtone. I do really like Nat King Cole, though. [Sigh] – Shaan