Monthly Archives: July 2012

What am I doing today? Optioning the movie rights to Lucky Charms marshmallows. Coming Next Summer: Daniel Day Lewis in GREEN CLOVERS and ORANGE STARS. – Shaan

How is my newly built eco-car not environmentally friendly? It doesn’t require petrol, does not emit carbon emissions and runs on the blood of endangered species. I rest my case. – Shaan

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Have you seen my milk moustache?! By the end of the week I anticipate my face will be hidden under a manly beard! If your computer crashed, it’s because my words just assaulted it with ruggedness. – Kiran

I’ve got the best idea for a gift for Dad’s birthday! How much does a car made of diamonds cost? – Kiran

Mario and I just signed up for a 2-week summer course called “Commitment to Masculinity in Contemporary Culture”. The assigned reading will cover such topics as: Who needs a 401k when you can invest in collectible Hot Wheels? Tuning out … Continue reading →

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This is my friend Mitchell. He and I are planning to decorate the house with an “over the hill” theme for Dad’s 40th birthday. I’m not saying Dad’s old, I’m just saying that if he was grape juice, he’d be … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILES OF THE DAY