July 20
What am I doing today? Optioning the movie rights to Lucky Charms marshmallows. Coming Next Summer: Daniel Day Lewis in GREEN CLOVERS and ORANGE STARS. – Shaan
July 19
How is my newly built eco-car not environmentally friendly? It doesn’t require petrol, does not emit carbon emissions and runs on the blood of endangered species. I rest my case. – Shaan
July 18
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July 17
Have you seen my milk moustache?! By the end of the week I anticipate my face will be hidden under a manly beard! If your computer crashed, it’s because my words just assaulted it with ruggedness. – Kiran
July 16
I’ve got the best idea for a gift for Dad’s birthday! How much does a car made of diamonds cost? – Kiran
July 15
Mario and I just signed up for a 2-week summer course called “Commitment to Masculinity in Contemporary Culture”. The assigned reading will cover such topics as: Who needs a 401k when you can invest in collectible Hot Wheels? Tuning out your significant other so you can concentrate on a TV show you don’t even want to watch. And, of course, how to puncture a Capri Sun while driving a tank. – Kiran
July 14
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July 13
This is my friend Mitchell. He and I are planning to decorate the house with an “over the hill” theme for Dad’s 40th birthday. I’m not saying Dad’s old, I’m just saying that if he was grape juice, he’d be really old grape juice. Or maybe wine. – Shaan
July 12
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July 11
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