Monthly Archives: August 2012

Have you met Corey Caterpillar my work out buddy? We head out to the gym every morning and warm up by doing heavy deadlifts until the air is sucked out of our lungs by reverse vacuum. But then the McRib … Continue reading →

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Just because sometimes girlfriends are awesome, then bad, then interrupting my video games, then super cool, then something I cry about, doesn’t mean all girls are contagious crazy people contaging other people. Of course none of this makes a lick … Continue reading →

Some people munch Xanax and sit in a hot tub to combat stress. Other people drink Johnny Walker Black in the closet. While we’ve seen people [Read: Mom] experiment with both methods, I’ve finally found a soothing remedy that won’t … Continue reading →

We apologize for any “dead-air” you may have experienced when trying to access the site over the past few days, as a minor technical update led to a teensy weensy malfunction. Thank you for your patience as we transition to … Continue reading →

I need to get estimates from NASA on getting my LEGO rocket ship to space. I’m hoping they’ll accept a homemade coupon for “One Free Back Rub” as payment. I even used two different color Sharpies, so we’re basically talking … Continue reading →

Today I was named King of the Crab People. Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to consult with the Department of Agriculture about our dangerously low stores of Cheez-Its. “Mommy!” – Shaan

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I don’t want to say this is the least interesting post I’ve ever written, but I’m currently experiencing severe heat exhaustion. So I’m dictating my thoughts by blinking in Morse code to a hamster with a typewriter. Dash. Dash. So … Continue reading →