August 11
I don’t want to say this is the least interesting post I’ve ever written, but I’m currently experiencing severe heat exhaustion. So I’m dictating my thoughts by blinking in Morse code to a hamster with a typewriter. Dash. Dash. So make this funny hamster. Dash. Dash. Dot. Talk about bananas or I’ll sell you back to the pet store. Dot. Dot. No wait, don’t type that. Dot. Those PETA people will go all Ellen DeGeneres on me. Dash. Dash. Dash. Are you typing all this? Dot. Dot. Dang it. – Shaan