Monthly Archives: August 2012

SMILE OF THE DAY

I like to employ dance rhythm when eating fruit. (Read: I do jazz hands after cutting nectarines. “NECTARINE! Kazaam!“) – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY

Fox News is complaining that American Olympians aren’t patriotic enough? Really? If they were any more patriotic, they’d be out fighting crime with a talking bald eagle for a sidekick. – Shaan

Sometimes I like to build a castle out of LEGOs before I go on a dinner date – perfectly normal. Unless my lady friend uses up all the gray pieces first. Then she might as well call herself a cab … Continue reading →

I rode an ostrich across a volcano to get this limited edition Star Wars LEGO watch. Also wore a cowboy hat while doing so – it adds authenticity to my claim and made me look like Chuck Norris. Pure win/win … Continue reading →

SMILES OF THE DAY

I’m a ninja because I took one karate class, but quit because they wouldn’t let me stop someone’s heart on the first day. So the kid was six – that’s the whole point of a release form amirite? – Shaan

HAPPY RAKHI EVERYONE!

SMILE OF THE DAY