I actually respect Optimus Prime. Alot. He’s the only guy who realizes you need to wear two jackets to get a date in this town. One time I wore three jackets to a club then passed out from heat exhaustion. Unfortunately, that did not get me a date. – Shaan

VIDEO OF THE DAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KzibBBO0pc

WHAT?! Kiran’s dressing up as sexy Jane Goodall for Halloween?! But I’m dressing up as sexy Jane Goodall for Halloween! – Shaan

Yup – the rumors are true. This year I will be dressing up for Halloween as either sexy George Washington, sexy corn, sexy watermelon, sexy definitely not trademarked My Little Ponies or sexy Jane Goodall. – Kiran

FUNNY PHOTO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSaSk_Da-2k

VIDEO OF THE DAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxlwp_5kwDM

VIDEO OF THE DAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahAzBM9doXQ

VIDEO OF THE DAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0cimLdsOf4

As some of you know, we are leaving for New Jersey tomorrow for our Auntie Ashima’s wedding. [Insert your own NJ jokes about tan Danny Devito (a.k.a. Snookie), something about the trees, Exit 131 off the Parkway (a.k.a. Chris Christie) and Appleby’s (a.k.a. Rutgers).*] Check back in with us on Monday for all new photos and posts. – Shaan

*Very difficult to mine comedy genius when Mom is busy packing the house and Dad can only offer nonsensical facts about New Jersey.