Here is a prototype of my mini sock applicator. Socks should always go up fairly high, lest you catch a calf-draft. But my device also insures that one’s pant cuff does not creep up the leg when sitting down. Somehow this distance expands as the subject ages. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

Although quinceanera parties are typically reserved for girls, my friend Ryan had one last night and it was freaking awesome. And no – it was not racist because Ryan is 1/14 Camanche Indian/Mexican and half ATM. – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

Before everyone gets into convoluted theories about the cosmos, I already proved that the far edge of the galaxy consists of negative matter that disintegrates at an accelerated rate. Or the baby from 2001. I’m still crunching the numbers. – Kiran

Rosemary is a fragrant herb commonly used to flavor food. Eaten in moderation it is said to improve one’s memory. Eaten in large quantities it will incept you into thinking you are a knight, pirate or Crip. – Shaan

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VIDEO OF THE DAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIPT_WtFTlI