Monthly Archives: February 2013

Who keeps getting me sick? Whoever you are please get some Emergen-C. You can buy it at pretty much any pharmacy. If you have ideological problems with CVS, put them aside for a minute. I understand. It’s hard. Resisting capitalism … Continue reading →

In lieu of watching television, tonight we will be entertained by the puppet show stylings of Optimus Prime’s mecha warriors battling Ninja Gaidens while collecting Pokemon cards – if I’m reading his synopsis correctly. (THIS IS WHY WE NEED HBO!) … Continue reading →

Surely you have noticed that Barack Obama sits cross-legged? And not heel-on-knee either. He’s a knee-on-knee crosser – that’s his power pose. My power pose is fingers interlaced behind the head. Is there going to be a punchline to this … Continue reading →

PEEK-A-BOO

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

THE PINK PANTHER by KIRAN SNOOPY AND THE INSPECTOR by KIRAN JUNGLE SCENE by KIRAN

SMILE OF THE DAY

Last year, Frito-Lay invited snackers across the country to suggest new Lay’s potato chip flavors they would like to see the company produce.  So what flavor are they producing? Chicken and Waffle. Bor-ring. I guess they didn’t like my submission … Continue reading →

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Here I am making my, “OMG – a snowpocalypsetsunamicaine is heading towards the East Coast” face. Because deadly snowstorms happen. They’re like ninjas – sneaky, sneaky ninjas. One minute, you’re enjoying a delicious sandwich, then – BAM! – you’re being … Continue reading →