Who keeps getting me sick? Whoever you are please get some Emergen-C. You can buy it at pretty much any pharmacy. If you have ideological problems with CVS, put them aside for a minute. I understand. It’s hard. Resisting capitalism can wait though. Buy yourself some Burt’s Bees while you’re there. It’ll help. – Shaan
In lieu of watching television, tonight we will be entertained by the puppet show stylings of Optimus Prime’s mecha warriors battling Ninja Gaidens while collecting Pokemon cards – if I’m reading his synopsis correctly. (THIS IS WHY WE NEED HBO!) – Kiran
Surely you have noticed that Barack Obama sits cross-legged? And not heel-on-knee either. He’s a knee-on-knee crosser – that’s his power pose. My power pose is fingers interlaced behind the head. Is there going to be a punchline to this post? Will you be surprised if there isn’t? How much do I get paid to write this? – Shaan
PEEK-A-BOO
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
THE PINK PANTHER by KIRAN
SNOOPY AND THE INSPECTOR by KIRAN
JUNGLE SCENE by KIRAN
SMILE OF THE DAY
Last year, Frito-Lay invited snackers across the country to suggest new Lay’s potato chip flavors they would like to see the company produce. So what flavor are they producing? Chicken and Waffle. Bor-ring. I guess they didn’t like my submission for “Steve Buscemi” flavored chips. – Shaan
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Here I am making my, “OMG – a snowpocalypsetsunamicaine is heading towards the East Coast” face. Because deadly snowstorms happen. They’re like ninjas – sneaky, sneaky ninjas. One minute, you’re enjoying a delicious sandwich, then – BAM! – you’re being thrown down the stairs because – did you see that thing? That snowstorm had nunchucks and wouldn’t stop talking about food. I almost died. – Kiran