VIDEO OF THE DAY

When I go to my favorite deli they call me “Albert” because that’s what the name on my credit card says. They pronounce it “El-Burt” but I’m okay with that. – Shaan

SMILES OF THE DAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

SPACESCAPE by KIRAN

Maxim Magazine will be putting Lumpy Space Princess on it’s April cover. I heard they’re bringing in a dude from NASA just to Photoshop her lumps. He was also quoted saying that condensing that much mass would be his greatest challenge yet. And by mass, he meant Lumpy Space Princess. Because she’s fat. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

KIRAN’S 7th BIRTHDAY PARTY

As some of you may have noticed, photos and posts have been sporadic at best. That would be because Mom has been crazy busy getting ready for Kiran’s birthday party. In all honesty, I’m a little worried about her. Like yesterday – all she did was that weird laughing/crying thing that ends with her in the shower. On a separate note, a huge “Thank You” to Chet in our tech department who’s been uploading posts in Mom’s stead. Personally, I am convinced Chet is a cyborg because he’s spent the past 32 hours without sleep basically trying to empty out the Mr. Bubble we poured into our jacuzzi. – Shaan