Monthly Archives: April 2013

The last words I heard from Shaan were, “I’m just getting madder and madder…” before he stormed off. Maybe he should’ve found out what time Honey Baked Ham opens instead of designing a hat shaped like Guam. (8 am. Its … Continue reading →

Mandarin oranges are a gift from God himself to remind us, his most beloved creation, that sometimes a fruit can be a masterful work of art, and if one should attempt to hide such beauty with condiments (or whatever that … Continue reading →

Mom and Dad are upset because Costco stopped carrying their favorite brand of sun dried tomatoes. I, however, do not need to fight any temptation to eat sun dried tomatoes – because as we all know sun dried tomatoes are … Continue reading →

Heads up everyone. Optimus Prime is in another one of his moods again. This morning he smashed every mirror in sight, declared a galactic war on reflective surfaces, and then proceeded to punch a lake. – Shaan

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My favorite episode of the Love Boat was the one where everybody expressed themselves in song using ukuleles, dijuridos and weird mouth noises because the power went out. (Guest starring: Charo, Morgan Fairchild and Carol Channing). – Shaan What?! You’ve … Continue reading →