The last words I heard from Shaan were, “I’m just getting madder and madder…” before he stormed off. Maybe he should’ve found out what time Honey Baked Ham opens instead of designing a hat shaped like Guam. (8 am. Its 8 am – because you have to get there early for the good spirals.) – Kiran
Mandarin oranges are a gift from God himself to remind us, his most beloved creation, that sometimes a fruit can be a masterful work of art, and if one should attempt to hide such beauty with condiments (or whatever that mysterious ambrosia sauce is that they use at school) they should be cast out upon the rocks where there is much weeping and gnashing of teeth. – Shaan
Mom and Dad are upset because Costco stopped carrying their favorite brand of sun dried tomatoes. I, however, do not need to fight any temptation to eat sun dried tomatoes – because as we all know sun dried tomatoes are the unholy union of a fruit roll-up and organic ketchup. – Shaan
Heads up everyone. Optimus Prime is in another one of his moods again. This morning he smashed every mirror in sight, declared a galactic war on reflective surfaces, and then proceeded to punch a lake. – Shaan
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What?! You’ve never seen the Love Boat?! Well, that particular episode is seizure-inducing, so you’d definitely remember it if you saw it. – Shaan