Monthly Archives: August 2013

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY  

I almost finished building a time machine to stop Hitler last week, but Goldman Sachs wouldn’t give me a loan. I had to start wearing bow-ties just to emphasize my shock and outrage. – Kiran

Activities for today: Hot-glue circuits to pecs and claim to be The Terminator or arm wrestle vanilla ice cream. – Shaan

I know I only get a small weekly allowance – but sometimes you have to be a man and beg your Mom for more money. Even if it means she’s gonna spike her bottle of Malbec and smack you around … Continue reading →