August 21
SMILE OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
I almost finished building a time machine to stop Hitler last week, but Goldman Sachs wouldn’t give me a loan. I had to start wearing bow-ties just to emphasize my shock and outrage. – Kiran
Activities for today: Hot-glue circuits to pecs and claim to be The Terminator or arm wrestle vanilla ice cream. – Shaan
I know I only get a small weekly allowance – but sometimes you have to be a man and beg your Mom for more money. Even if it means she’s gonna spike her bottle of Malbec and smack you around because “nobody freaking cleans around here.” I kind of had it coming. – Kiran