September 20
SMILE OF THE DAY
September 19
SMILE OF THE DAY
September 18
SMILE OF THE DAY
September 17
How do I describe my pose today? I’m thinking tree sloth at dawn, standing majestically atop a tree surveying his kingdom. – Shaan
September 16
Guess what I got out of the gumball machine?! This is like winning the lottery after finding out you’re Jesus! – Shaan
September 15
SMILE OF THE DAY
September 14
With so many diamond rings to choose from to compliment my outfit, I struggle daily to pinpoint my level of indifference. I know it’s somewhere between a “shrug” and the kind of apathy that Mom calls “alcoholic nihilism,” but, I mean, that’s a broad spectrum. – Kiran
September 13
ALLOWANCE DAY
September 12
I just updated by video resume detailing my ability to calculate 25% gratuities in my head without even seeing a dinner bill! – Shaan
September 11
Brought my fancy new beads to school and everyone said it was, and I quote, “last season’s Capri pants.” So Wednesdays must be bring your Judgey McJudgerpants to school day! – Kiran