Monthly Archives: September 2013

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

How do I describe my pose today? I’m thinking tree sloth at dawn, standing majestically atop a tree surveying his kingdom. – Shaan

Guess what I got out of the gumball machine?! This is like winning the lottery after finding out you’re Jesus! – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

With so many diamond rings to choose from to compliment my outfit, I struggle daily to pinpoint my level of indifference. I know it’s somewhere between a “shrug” and the kind of apathy that Mom calls “alcoholic nihilism,” but, I … Continue reading →

ALLOWANCE DAY

I just updated by video resume detailing my ability to calculate 25% gratuities in my head without even seeing a dinner bill! – Shaan

Brought my fancy new beads to school and everyone said it was, and I quote, “last season’s Capri pants.” So Wednesdays must be bring your Judgey McJudgerpants to school day! – Kiran