October 11
POUT OF THE DAY
October 10
Today’s to-do list:
Step 1: Read about people complaining about live-action Obamacare.
Step 2: Nap.
Step 3: Nap some more.
Step 4: Yell at the neighbor’s cat for confusing “me time” with “us time” – again.
Step 5: Eat a taco.
Step 6: Go to bed.
October 9
SMILE OF THE DAY
October 8
SMILE OF THE DAY
October 7
For some reason whenever I let a friend set me up, he or she sets me up with a girl that seems like she was kicked in the head by a stock show animal. I swear, I’m either not from this planet or my friends think my intelligence boarders on retardation. – Kiran
October 6
SMILE OF THE DAY
October 5
OMG – what is that stench? Is this what Kiran was babbling about earlier? Is this why I need to use toilet paper? – Shaan
October 4
I have genuinely considered a life of crime, which I narrowed down to cat burglaring because: a) sexy outfit; b) allows me to indulge my extreme organizational/planning tendencies; and c) as close to a victimless crime as I could get, unless you count insurance companies. – Shaan
October 3
SMILE OF THE DAY
October 2
I’m assuming that the vague farty odor that’s been wafting around the house is the result of someone not practicing proper toilet paper etiquette. (Read: Shaan) Fold your TP into perfect origami squares along the seam and always use eight squares. Eight. – Kiran