Monthly Archives: October 2013

POUT OF THE DAY

Today’s to-do list: Step 1: Read about people complaining about live-action Obamacare. Step 2: Nap. Step 3: Nap some more. Step 4: Yell at the neighbor’s cat for confusing “me time” with “us time” – again. Step 5: Eat a … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

For some reason whenever I let a friend set me up, he or she sets me up with a girl that seems like she was kicked in the head by a stock show animal. I swear, I’m either not from … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

OMG – what is that stench? Is this what Kiran was babbling about earlier? Is this why I need to use toilet paper? – Shaan

I have genuinely considered a life of crime, which I narrowed down to cat burglaring because: a) sexy outfit; b) allows me to indulge my extreme organizational/planning tendencies; and c) as close to a victimless crime as I could get, … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

I’m assuming that the vague farty odor that’s been wafting around the house is the result of someone not practicing proper toilet paper etiquette. (Read: Shaan) Fold your TP into perfect origami squares along the seam and always use eight … Continue reading →