December 28
Sometimes when you win lots of money you do all sorts of crazy things like eat cereal out of diamond bowls and sleep in albino tiger skin bed sheets. Zebbie took his poker winnings from last night and bought 23 penguins. But spending $44,000 on penguins is so ridiculous. He should have just invested in a March of the Penguins DVD and spent the other $43,980 to have his toilet covered in gold. I mean who doesn’t need a gold-covered toilet? – Kiran