July 29
Elmo and I spent a sun soaked weekend in Acapulco and had a marvelous time. However I would like to use this opportunity to address some of the rumors concerning Elmo and our activities during the weekend. I want to keep this short so let me just address some inaccuracies I’ve overheard so far:
– We stayed at the Villa Cristal Resort in Acapulco and Elmo did not pay off the locals to push around our cart at Wal-Mart. Also, it was a Super Wal-Mart;
– The filthy-mouthed parrot named ‘Lorenzo’ had already been trained when we arrived. Elmo and I had no part in his training;
– Elmo plead nolo contendere to threatening Lorenzo with his GPS device*; and
– I’m not sure where that picture came from but Elmo’s drink of choice is a Kir Royale, not a Bud Light.
* I totally remember when something like that happened on ‘Entourage’! Or wait, was it on ‘Cops’?