July 31
July 31, 2008
INTERNAL MEMO
To: Staffers at Kiran’s World
Re: Office Conduct
As you know, Shaan has been visiting our office on a regular basis as a guest writer. Shaan is a consummate professional and a terrific blogger. That said, I have noticed staffers imposing themselves upon Shaan to a point that this email has become necessary. Consequently I am requesting that all staff members and interns refrain from squeezing Shaan’s muscles or asking him to crush watermelons with his biceps or calves whenever he enters the office. If there are requests for photos or signatures, they must all be submitted to Russell or Zebbie in advance. They will try to accommodate requests in due course.
Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Sincerely,
Kiran