Kiran and Shaan's World

Last night, I made a list of my New Year’s resolutions because I’m feeling listless and, hence, lazy — and list-making is the lazy way to write. So to pass the time, here is everyone’s New Year’s resolutions for 2009:

Dad: To embody the spirit of solar gypsies traveling on a caravan of discovery (“Wait, seriously Dad? Because that was my first New Year’s resolution, to embody the spirit of solar gypsies. The caravan was totally optional.”)
Mom: To engage in more compulsory joy
Kiran: To post fewer fluff pieces and obfuscatory filler posts on Kiran’s World
Russell: To use fewer words like “obfuscatory”
Elmo: “To host an extra special episode of Sesame Street where I get to snap my fingers and say “Oh, no, he di’int” at the end of every scene.”
Shaan: Find more time to be delicately massaged with $100 dollar bills
Apu: “Who do I need to talk to about laser hair removal?”

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