July 28
Grrrrrr….There is nothing more irritating than our next door neighbor Candace. Last week, she made sure everyone at Gymboree knew that she really admired marathon runners and that she was training for a half-marathon herself. Who does that? Pointless overachievers! Yesterday, she claimed that she had excavated a gilt-laden vessel of a Pharaoh’s ashes from the tombs of Egypt when she was 3 months old. Who does that? Archeology freaks! And just today, she casually mentioned that she got her gig as a personal assistant to Dora the Explorer after jumping into Boot’s LAX-bound limo and making an hourlong pitch and she is proud of that fact. Who does that? I would never do any of those things – and that my friends is your public service announcement for today. – Shaan