August 22
Hieeeee! How are you? That’s a cute shirt you’re wearing today! Let me guess: you got that top at H&M, you are picking up a salmon patty at Whole Foods and you are going home to watch Project Runway while wearing a Biore nosestrip. How do I know all this? I’m psychic. Like for instance, I know that while YOU are on the phone, you are either trying on clothes and thinking you need to lose 5 more pounds, picking at your skin in the bathroom mirror or eating a wheel of cheese. I know, I’m brilliant, right? – Shaan