August 29
Uh, I think Elmo is addicted to Diet Coke. It might sound like an innocuous enough addiction, but the truth is Diet Coke really is the devil’s 1-calorie candy. I mean, he quite literally wakes up with a Diet Coke in his hand, downs another one while still in the shower and then uses the syrup from a previously opened can to style his fur. – Spinachdip