Optimus Prime left our low-impact Lego set at the gym. Again. He’s blaming his cat. My cat constantly howls about how Darth Vader is controlling him with a brain implant and then urinates on unattended laptops all the time, but you just have to learn to give a firm and consistent “no, Zeus.” – Shaan
Sargent Pancake and I will be spending the better part of the weekend making codes, cracking codes, hanging out with Colombians and spending all night partying in a drug lord’s villa. It’s a mission – and it’s a Friday. – Kiran
Today we say goodbye to Grambo, our trusty and reliable web intern. Grambo took on an intimidating job and performed it admirably. As such he will be missed. But fret not, as he is indubitably going on to bigger and better things. We understand he’s already in talks to market “Grambo’s Own” line of salad dressings and lemonade. – Shaan
Traditionally Christmas trees are taken down on New Year’s Day – but not at our house. We like to keep it up as long as possible. In the spring we’ll start to call it our March-mas tree. – Kiran
