Kiran and Shaan's World

GOOD NEWS! I’m teaming up with Somali pirates on a t-shirt licensing deal. Pirates: AWESOME – till they kidnap you. – Kiran

VIDEO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Today Miss Jenny introduced me to my new favorite words ever: feathers, clouds and whipped cream. No joke, I want to commission a calligrapher to write that down in script so I can frame it and hang it on the wall of my bathroom and stare at it when I brush my teeth, or, barring that, I might tattoo it on my stomach. – Shaan

This is exactly how I envisioned the last days of summer: Jacuzzi-ing in hot tubs filled with pure Veuve Clicquot champagne. – Kiran

                                                                A DAY AT THE POOL

Few people correctly cover their coughs and sneezes. Disgusting, I know. If you’re not covering your coughs and sneezes with 2 Live Crew turned way way up, you’re definitely not covering them correctly. – Shaan

VIDEO OF THE DAY

As you can see, it’s been a rough day. How bad was it? Today was like a combination of a “chimichanga” and a “toad” – both things that I abhor for no particular reason. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY