Kiran and Shaan's World

Why can’t I show off my goods? I have a very sexy chest – it is by far my best feature. It helps me get larger Starbucks beverages for free and extra carousel rides. – Shaan

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Have I ever introduced you to our neighborhood celebrity DJ Bok Choy? He moved here 6 months ago to enjoy some relaxation and anonymity – but the paparazzi soon followed. Today he was pushed to the limits on the streets of Tustin by a group of photographers. DJ Bok Choy warned them that he would go solar if the snappers didn’t cool off, but they persisted. Then he looked up to the sun to gain power and unleashed an orangey glow that ruined many digital cameras. – Kiran

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I’m told that at last night’s talent show Big Bird performed “Dueling Banjos” with a spoon. A spoon? Really? Wow. A real spoon? One of those stick things with a little bowl-shaped thing on the end? One of them? A “spoon”? Who’d have thought, eh? A spoon. – Kiran

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Let’s be honest, now’s the perfect time to patronize your local pool. I’ve got a collection of floaties for any venue  — ones for back-country lake swimming, others for resort swimming and an inflatable baguette. – Kiran

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