SMILE OF THE DAY


My New Year’s resolution is to avoid the activities listed below:
1. Listening;
2. Sleeping; and
3. Left turns.
Actor Russell Johnson, best known as the Professor in the 1960s TV sitcom “Gilligan’s Island,” passed away today. I always wondered why the Professor never killed Gilligan for wrecking all of his inventions. And why the Nobel committee never had a category for most creative use of a coconut. – Shaan

My New Year’s resolution, which I will embark upon this very second, is to watch the entirety of The Hobbit 2 while walking on a treadmill. Who will win, my fitness or Peter Jackson’s lack of self-control? Can’t wait to find out! Laziness v. Smaug starts… now! – Kiran
DAY AT THE BEACH

I’m so athletic and virile I have to exercise every couple of minutes or my strong, powerful muscles lock up. – Shaan
I keep telling Dad that playing Marco Polo in the ocean with Shaan lacks panache. Unless I make him wear a shark costume. And a beret… – Kiran