You know why Mom is cranky all the time? Because she is constantly cleaning. Constantly. See these stairs? Filthy. Mom’s mood is also exacerbated by a little thing called menopause. And if you don’t know what menopause is, just ask somebody old. Like your grandmother, for example. Don’t worry, eventually she’ll stop sobbing long enough to explain it to you. – Kiran
The bottom half of Quintence Rutherford was giving me a ride and we were arguing about which exit to take to get to this country-club lodge thing after we left my elementary school water park party sponsored by a group of commercial property managers. He insisted on I-10/I-604. I insisted on the following exit. He insisted and naturally we got stuck in gridlock traffic. QUINTENCE! – Shaan
