Author Archives: Jenice

Sometimes living with Shaan is like living with The Hulk. “Hulk can’t find shirt! Hulk sees shirt on floor! Hulk put shirt on now!” If Mom didn’t have it nicely folded and in the proper spots, he would look a terrible … Continue reading →

Dating is about “presentation.” Which explains why I wear peacock feathers whenever I go on a first date with a woman. They always remember El Peacockatulu. BRA-KAH! BRA-KAH! – Shaan

SMILES OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

                                                  FIRST DAY OF KINDERGARTEN

VIDEO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

One of our readers shared a handy-dandy tip with us: “Want to know a hex that works? When the person you absolutely loathe leaves the room, lick their chair. Something awful is bound to happen.” Thanks, ChestRockwell17. Now if you’ll … Continue reading →

My new hat, which I have duly named, Hiram Baryshnikov Alouette Millepied The Thousand and Oneth, can auto-tune the beach, quote the day’s nationwide weather stats AND play Connect the Dots. So far, he’s “connected” an entire tribe of Native … Continue reading →

I’m amazing, aren’t I? I’m like a shining beacon of the human spirit. They should make a Hallmark movie about my life. You know who’d be perfect to play me? Aquaman – but with a moustache. – Shaan