July 24
My new hat, which I have duly named, Hiram Baryshnikov Alouette Millepied The Thousand and Oneth, can auto-tune the beach, quote the day’s nationwide weather stats AND play Connect the Dots. So far, he’s “connected” an entire tribe of Native Americans, a slice of pizza and two giant saki-bombs. Try and beat his score! – Kiran
[Editor’s Note: Just found a T-Rex!]