Author Archives: Jenice

You know how when you break your watch? And you go to put a new battery in it, but there’s another problem, so you take it to the store and the salesperson rolls his eyes and says it would be … Continue reading →

Alright! It’s Tuesday AND Senor Nachos is doing my long-division homework! – Kiran My box of industrial-size Crunch N’ Munch came in the mail! – Shaan

Why am I seeing so many women sporting terry tube tops? How can anything that is tightly elasticized across the chest and then billowy around the stomach be flattering? It can’t – unless slack-breasted and lumpy is the new borderline … Continue reading →

Today, Shaan made his infamous Bacon-Fried Doughnut Cereal. To prove how good Bacon-Fried Doughnut Cereal is, I offer you this: I am eating it right now. As I type this. At 2:20 in the afternoon! This would get an A+ … Continue reading →

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SMILE OF THE DAY

I used to like Tuesday. Sandwiched between the wack-a-doodle of Monday and the tedium of Wednesday, Tuesday used to be a buffer of soothing mediocre experiences. But in some misguided response to Thursday being the new Friday, Tuesday has become … Continue reading →

Today is the best Monday ever! Why? Because it’s Vin Diesel’s 43rd birthday! To think, it was just 43 years ago that Vin was born into  superstardom. Not a fan of The Pacifier? Then surely you can appreciate today’s other … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY