March 15
I used to like Tuesday. Sandwiched between the wack-a-doodle of Monday and the tedium of Wednesday, Tuesday used to be a buffer of soothing mediocre experiences. But in some misguided response to Thursday being the new Friday, Tuesday has become the new Wednesday – or Monday – or both. Want to schedule a 6 a.m. breakfast meeting? How’s Tuesday look for you? Family emergencies? Bad hair? Acts of God? Ah, Tuesday, I see you are a worthy opponent. (Wednesday, I didn’t mean all those things I said. Please call me. I know we can work it out.) – Shaan