Author Archives: Jenice

What is the secret of my boundless exuberance and vitality? I’m not telling, but it’s been reported that my “Energy Secret” is an infinite stream of Red Bull parceled into 20-can towers –  but even Kiran thinks that’s false. Also, … Continue reading →

Futurists predict that nano research will lead us into a future of leetle teeny microscopic robots which will tear the earth apart atom from atom in a fervent quest for raw materials. Don’t underestimate the hoopla. Trust me – when … Continue reading →

Sorry for the lack of posts the past few days. My trusty laptop exploded this weekend, so it’s not that I was ignoring your emails. It’s merely that everything was… difficult to access. Also I’m busily trying to convince Mom … Continue reading →

No, no, no…I’m not ready for a photo! – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

                                              SHAAN’S GRILLED BALONEY LOG RECIPE Directions: 1. Purchase Duraflame-log-sized baloney item – sometimes referred to euphemistically as a “baloney stick”. 2. Butterfly with a pocket knife. 3. Throw in a toaster oven until log hisses and squirms like … Continue reading →

Who keeps leaving messages trying to convince everyone that cell phones pop popcorn? And why does Kiran have, like a hundred salty buttery cell phones in his closet? – Shaan

My inner chef is experimenting with “innovative” cuisine – so today I cooked up some sprinkle sprinkolinnis in a sprinkle sauce, served over a bed of warm sprinkles and sprinkled with sprinkle powder. – Shaan

                                                                                                KARATE KIRAN

Don’t let the photo fool you – it took me, like, 20 hours to get my hair to a socially acceptable state today. – Shaan