March 18
SHAAN’S GRILLED BALONEY LOG RECIPE
Directions:
1. Purchase Duraflame-log-sized baloney item – sometimes referred to euphemistically as a “baloney stick”.
2. Butterfly with a pocket knife.
3. Throw in a toaster oven until log hisses and squirms like a rattlesnake.
4. Slice.
5. Serve au jus or with ketchup and enjoy.