SHAAN’S GRILLED BALONEY LOG RECIPE

Directions:

1. Purchase Duraflame-log-sized baloney item – sometimes referred to euphemistically as a “baloney stick”.

2. Butterfly with a pocket knife.

3. Throw in a toaster oven until log hisses and squirms like a rattlesnake.

4. Slice.

5. Serve au jus or with ketchup and enjoy.