Author Archives: Jenice

On the fifth consecutive day of actual spring-like weather, I struggled mightily with a question that will plague me for the next few months. How, and why, has everyone succumbed to the ugliness that is toe cleavage? Flip-Flops! Yargh! Too much too soon … Continue reading →

Seated in my new satellite office at Dadi-ma and Dada-ji’s house, at my desk and facing my new Mac, I suddenly wondered: Can women really estimate my annual income from the quality and retail price of my shoes? And in other news, is Maury’s new tie … Continue reading →

Don’t brag about your squat-press capabilities unless you’ve gone grocery shopping at Costco with Dad. Sans the assistance of a shopping cart, my quadriceps were quivering under the weight of produce-laden bags of 10 lb fruits, while my stomach muscles strained with the heft of frozen free-range chicken … Continue reading →

As some of you know, my stint as a guest interviewer on E! comes to a close this Friday. Oddly, no matter what the subjects been – popes, events of world import, flourescent cheese – most viewers were more interested in my hair. It’s an unorthodox choice, … Continue reading →

When I open up a blog to accompany my morning milk, I like to see links that take you to even more links — like when you take a photo of someone taking a photo of someone taking a photo of someone who’s … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

MY FOUR FAVORITE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE NAMES FOR MYSELF  Actor Name: Freddie de Cortez Anime Fan Name: Magical Fish Bishie Vampire Name: Claudius Choiseul Rock Star Name: Ron Neil

CLEANING LADIES I have one. Her name is Mei-Mei and she’s great. Right now she’s in Shanghai visiting family. I pay her $15/hour but always just give her $50 no matter how long she cleans my room. What am I doing with a cleaning … Continue reading →

I wear tight jeans and boots and I like how it looks when I tuck the former into the latter. Someone informed me that that look is kind of over, but I like it. Because if you don’t do that, it looks … Continue reading →

SERIOUSLY? WE’RE OUT OF MILK? OH MY GOD! (Zebbie! Cue the sirens and/or car alarms for extra drama.) – Kiran