Author Archives: Jenice

How to look cute for a photo shoot: 1. Comb your hairs; 2. Pinch your cheeks; and 3. Cover yourself with puppies. – Kiran  

This is my favorite jacket. It’s stylish and the hoodie also serves as a wattle which is particularly helpful when speaking to poultry. – Kiran

Why do I need this car Mom? Well, since I’m at a loss for words let me defer to Einstein who states that: “It is customary to express the equivalence of mass and energy by the formula E = mc2 in … Continue reading →

International Sausage Party at our house tonight! Mom’s buying sixteen types of sausage including the exotic Andalusian Lamb and savory Pineapple Ligurian Chicken. Be there or be square. – Kiran

Nope. Too late. We just returned from a lovely brunch at Mimi’s Cafe. But my events coordinator (a.k.a. Mom), can pencil you in – how ’bout shnozberry pancakes next Sunday? – Kiran  

[Rub, rub, rub] Come on genie of Mom’s ATM card! [Rub, rub, rub] Kiran wants a pony…[Rub, rub, rub] Kiran wants a pony. [Rub, rub, rub] – Kiran    

‘Kiransworld’ will disappear in a puff of smoke late tonight for server maintenance, and return again, here, in ‘the internets’. (A big shout out to B-Bear and Dad for making it all happen seamlessly!) If all goes according to “plan”, … Continue reading →

A DAY AT THE PLAYGROUND

Whether your look is goth, punk, indie, hipster, fashionista, ‘Tom Ford’ or Manhattan heiress, just remember that ‘jazz hands’ (see photo) accentuates any look. – Kiran

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA The final five secret cylons are as follows: 1. Higgins from ‘Magnum P.I.’ (Get out! Really?)   2. Don Knotts (Don Knotts is dead? Hmmmm…scratch that.) 3. Paris Hilton (A direct descendant of Mohammed, a “socialite”, an actress and a … Continue reading →