BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

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The final five secret cylons are as follows:

1. Higgins from ‘Magnum P.I.’ (Get out! Really?)  

2. Don Knotts (Don Knotts is dead? Hmmmm…scratch that.)

3. Paris Hilton (A direct descendant of Mohammed, a “socialite”, an actress and a pop star. What can’t this cylon accomplish?)   

4. Elton John (I know, I love “Tiny Dancer” too, but he’s a cylon. How else can you explain “Honky Cat”?)   

5. Ann Coulter (No surprises here.)  

 

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