Kiran and Shaan's World

SMILE OF THE DAY

Big Bird and I are tied in the 23rd Annual Camelot Miniature Golf Tournament. Should the tie still be in effect after the official results are released later today, Big Bird and I will have to observe the traditional miniature golf tie-breaker ritual: Big Bird will brandish a rusty screwdriver while I defend myself with a Nerf ball and shield as we battle to the death in a steel cage at Universal CityWalk. Sorry, Big Bird, you can’t fight tradition. I’m getting my tetanus shots now. – Kiran

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What am I up to today? Just infusing myself with tiger blood and transforming into an F-18. You know, keeping it chill. – Kiran

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I gathered up all my savings and commissioned an artist to sculpt a life-size statue of me. (For reference, I told the sculptor to imagine Superman, but wearing Han Solo’s gun and vest.) – Kiran

Sometimes living with Shaan is like living with The Hulk. “Hulk can’t find shirt! Hulk sees shirt on floor! Hulk put shirt on now!” If Mom didn’t have it nicely folded and in the proper spots, he would look a terrible mess all the time. It’s so weird because he is very scholarly and sensitive and stuff, so we’re not living with a Neanderthal but his testosterone gets in the way of stuff like cleaning and organizing. The kitchen would also be a nightmare if he were left to his own devices. I shudder to even think about it. – Kiran

Dating is about “presentation.” Which explains why I wear peacock feathers whenever I go on a first date with a woman. They always remember El Peacockatulu. BRA-KAH! BRA-KAH! – Shaan