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Big Bird and I are tied in the 23rd Annual Camelot Miniature Golf Tournament. Should the tie still be in effect after the official results are released later today, Big Bird and I will have to observe the traditional miniature golf tie-breaker ritual: Big Bird will brandish a rusty screwdriver while I defend myself with a Nerf ball and shield as we battle to the death in a steel cage at Universal CityWalk. Sorry, Big Bird, you can’t fight tradition. I’m getting my tetanus shots now. – Kiran

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