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I’m writing my congressman to let him know that we need to pass legislation for more popsicle-related venture capital. I’m 90% sure that would boost the economy. It’s what Jesus and Abraham Lincoln would do. Believe me I talked to … Continue reading →

“Dude Looks Like a Lady” (and “Love in an Elevator” on certain days) is probably the greatest song in Aerosmith’s catalog, but for some reason I never sound like Steven Tyler unless I’m rocking fish lips and a hankie-strewn microphone … Continue reading →

                                                           SMILING FOR THE CAMERA…                                             …AND THEN TOO CLOSE TO THE CAMERA

Today I’m scheduled for my trapeze yoga with Elmo at 4pm, but in the hour before, I’ll be hanging out in my room petting my shoes and sharing tanning tips and trading ham recipes online. – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

…OMG – that’s crazy. That’s like George Lucas claiming Star Wars is real and for $1,000 he’ll teach you how to use the Force to get the ladies. – – Do you think he takes PayPal? – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

                                         KIRAN “THE INCREDIBLE HULK” THAKUR 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! Because it’s our patriotic duty, today we will be celebrating the birth of our nation the way our founding fathers did with bear claw tacos, grilled pound cake and KFC Double Downs.  – Kiran