July 13
I’m writing my congressman to let him know that we need to pass legislation for more popsicle-related venture capital. I’m 90% sure that would boost the economy. It’s what Jesus and Abraham Lincoln would do. Believe me I talked to both of them last night after I ate some leftover sushi. (How long ago was Columbus Day?) Also George Washington was there but he just wanted to play Guitar Hero. P.S. He sucks! – Shaan