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                                                           A DAY AT THE SPECTRUM

In between Transformers sequels, Optimus Prime has been earning a second income as a house painter; he’s been getting up bright and early in order to finish a house-painting job out in Snoop Town aka Long Beach. Optimus Prime’s co-workers … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

I confess that the recent earthquakes in Orange County have made me afraid of losing my most valuable possessions, so now I’ve started carrying them around with me. They include: two designer sweat suits, flip flops, my recently completed Sex … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

  IF YOU KEEP MAKING THAT FACE IT’S GOING TO STAY THAT WAY FOREVER

Today I’m dressed as a space-age airline steward with my Matrix sunglasses [not pictured] and antenna hat. But please do not ask me for a pillow or three extra waters. – Kiran

                                           A DAY AT THE MISSION VIEJO MALL

SMILE OF THE DAY

Shaan and I have just returned from the 4th Annual Thumb War Competition in Australia and I admit: I am a teensy weensy bit jet lagged from our flight. But I have a wonderful aid in fighting against jet leg: … Continue reading →